“…annoying vinyl 2000s new-construction Ryan Homes siding…”
I laughed so hard I scared my dogs. And some sort of bird outside. Also the neighbor’s dogs.
The entire northern Virginia area has been overrun by Ryan Homes. These homes have windows that aren’t windows. Actual closed shutters to nowhere, nothing. Maybe a portal to another dimension? It’s so strange to me.
When I worked in advertising, my job was to go around to these new home communities and get their new home communities to advertise in our mag. I have been to more Ryan Homes sites than probably any human on earth. 🤣 Does this qualify for my resume?!
That stuff in the photo is the old stuff we're taking down - I'm all about the new stuff, though! (And, bahaha, I only had TWO groups of trick or treaters that weren't people I knew, but it was still so nice to have a first Halloween here!)
The problem with the sweat is stuff gets stuck to it 🤣🫣
After moving in here I know more about drainage than I ever wanted to know. Weep tile, field tile, french drain, pipe material, and sump pumps! No river in the basement anymore at least.
Mold is such a pain in the arse. We get so much rain and snow in Alaska it can be a real pita and it just sprouts out of nowhere I'd swear. I am a German girl and love my wine, but I also have a range of wines from elsewhere I love so that I don't act like a snooty wench in public, lol. I imagine that snooty people dislike their snooty buddies too! Tit Sweat, that one made me laugh because I have that too everytime I come in from the barn!
Yes you will lol. I'm super selective about my wine too. So much so that I haul a case home from the lower 48 everytime I'm down there that I can't get here in Alaska. I beg the stores here to bring it in, but it falls on deaf ears so I have a special case to haul it home on the plane :) I don't know why people are so awful. It's why I like animals more lol.
Make sure the stripes go in the right direction or your room will always feel fat.
LOL it's a tough call! The stripes seem like they should face front to back of house, but you walk through the house left to right. 🤣
“…annoying vinyl 2000s new-construction Ryan Homes siding…”
I laughed so hard I scared my dogs. And some sort of bird outside. Also the neighbor’s dogs.
The entire northern Virginia area has been overrun by Ryan Homes. These homes have windows that aren’t windows. Actual closed shutters to nowhere, nothing. Maybe a portal to another dimension? It’s so strange to me.
When I worked in advertising, my job was to go around to these new home communities and get their new home communities to advertise in our mag. I have been to more Ryan Homes sites than probably any human on earth. 🤣 Does this qualify for my resume?!
There is definitely something there to leverage!
I laughed so hard at this one 😂😆
I only buy rotisserie chickens if they're dead. Always worth asking if you're not sure. 🤣
That scalloped siding is adorable!! And ceiling stripes!! 🤩🤩🤩 I hope Trick or Treating was a blast!
That stuff in the photo is the old stuff we're taking down - I'm all about the new stuff, though! (And, bahaha, I only had TWO groups of trick or treaters that weren't people I knew, but it was still so nice to have a first Halloween here!)
The problem with the sweat is stuff gets stuck to it 🤣🫣
After moving in here I know more about drainage than I ever wanted to know. Weep tile, field tile, french drain, pipe material, and sump pumps! No river in the basement anymore at least.
Mold is such a pain in the arse. We get so much rain and snow in Alaska it can be a real pita and it just sprouts out of nowhere I'd swear. I am a German girl and love my wine, but I also have a range of wines from elsewhere I love so that I don't act like a snooty wench in public, lol. I imagine that snooty people dislike their snooty buddies too! Tit Sweat, that one made me laugh because I have that too everytime I come in from the barn!
I'm going to be the dehumidifier QUEEEEENNNNN!!!
Also, I am really selective about wine, having tasted it all over the world, but you know what I mean?! Why are people so awful, lol
Yes you will lol. I'm super selective about my wine too. So much so that I haul a case home from the lower 48 everytime I'm down there that I can't get here in Alaska. I beg the stores here to bring it in, but it falls on deaf ears so I have a special case to haul it home on the plane :) I don't know why people are so awful. It's why I like animals more lol.