Seriously I wish every single website and brand had something like that. Especially stuff like.. Sephora?? How on EARTH does Sephora's website not have a little wizard that asks you if you know anything about makeup and what you're trying to do with it? I'm sure it has something to do with not showing brand preference, but y'all sometimes a girl needs a damn questionnaire!
And this is why I started using the hose... 😂 Of course then, I had to find the right NOZZLE! In all seriousness, thank you for sharing all your humor and amazing advice in that cheeky way you do so well!
Do you know, all I want for Christmas is a hose that works?!?! There are two spigots outside at the farmhouse; one that doesn't work at all (mystery!), and one that sorta works - it leaks water like crazy when the water valve is turned on from the basement, so I can't leave it on, and have to go into the creepy basement and crawl around with spiders every time I want to use the hose to turn it on. So, I hardly ever! Isn't that just awful? MUST FIX IMMEDIATELY. It takes me wayyyyy too long with the watering can. 🤣
Ash, I want photos. Maybe you can get a miniature model of your house and put the tiny can next to it?
I actually posted a photo as the cover for this article, LOL! See photo here:
https://middlefingerproject.substack.com/
Or a miniature cake ... in the form of your house? #cakewars
@AshAmbirge reinventing herself yet again — one of the most entertaining (and most educational!) thing on the entire Substack universe.
Ash, if you're reading this, _chapeau_ from Europe from a former unfckwthble girlfriend and long-time reader, Dr. Barbara from Germany :)
Anyway...
Ladders-R-Us
1. Do you need a ladder?
Y - Continue
N - [Link to a picture of a cat]
2. Have you ever used a ladder before?
3. Do you need a work ladder or a house ladder or both?
4. Are you going to the roof or to the top of the Christmas tree or to a high shelf where you keep old casserole dishes?
5. Will you be storing this ladder in a closet or a garage or discarded in the backyard exposed to the elements?
BONUS UPSELL QUESTION
6. Would you also like to buy some grippy socks or rubber-soled shoes to use with said ladder?
Seriously I wish every single website and brand had something like that. Especially stuff like.. Sephora?? How on EARTH does Sephora's website not have a little wizard that asks you if you know anything about makeup and what you're trying to do with it? I'm sure it has something to do with not showing brand preference, but y'all sometimes a girl needs a damn questionnaire!
And this is why I started using the hose... 😂 Of course then, I had to find the right NOZZLE! In all seriousness, thank you for sharing all your humor and amazing advice in that cheeky way you do so well!
Do you know, all I want for Christmas is a hose that works?!?! There are two spigots outside at the farmhouse; one that doesn't work at all (mystery!), and one that sorta works - it leaks water like crazy when the water valve is turned on from the basement, so I can't leave it on, and have to go into the creepy basement and crawl around with spiders every time I want to use the hose to turn it on. So, I hardly ever! Isn't that just awful? MUST FIX IMMEDIATELY. It takes me wayyyyy too long with the watering can. 🤣